They call him Cockblock Loomis.

Crying because we can’t have nice things.

Crying because we can’t have nice things.

God, Barnabas, way to be a creeper.

God, Barnabas, way to be a creeper.

Our first creeper!Barnabas window stare of the series.

Our first creeper!Barnabas window stare of the series.


“You have a job to do now do it!”
“No, please! Not tonight!”

Woobie, is Barnabas forcing you to perform fellatio?

“You have a job to do now do it!”

“No, please! Not tonight!”

Woobie, is Barnabas forcing you to perform fellatio?

“Can I get you something to drink? A rophie perhaps?”

Way to kidnap-block, Joe!

You rock that side ponytail, gurl!

You rock that side ponytail, gurl!

RUN, MAGGIE!